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asshatparking:

this was at a Costco in Vancouver. you know how wide the parking spots are at any given costco, well this lady took up 2 parking spots…….i guess somebody had somethign to say about it. lol

did-you-kno:

 By picking her up and taking her into their home, the groom provided an alibi for his wife’s chastity .

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did-you-kno:

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that’s me right there.

I don’t know if I can go thru with this bet. I’ve been trying to eat n drink as much as I can to bulk up before the weigh in but it’s only been two days and I really want to run and workout. Guess I’d rather be in shape then be $10 richer.

(via theganggetsablog)

my Sup at work, my other sup and I all decided to have a bet to see who can loose 10 lbs in two weeks. Were starting this April 30th and I was thinking, no prob, I got this in the bag. I came home n weighed meself and Im weighing in at 166lbs. Fuck. I have til the 30th to eat a bunch of shitty food to hopefully gain some weight cause theres no way I can get down to 156. So heres cheers to a half slab of ribs and my 4th whiskey drink of the night.